So I was reading CAUTION: Redhead Running when I came across a post of hers about something near and dear to my heart:
Apparently I'm not the only female runner that has experienced the devastating loss of a cup size due to my favorite pastime. And like Morgan, I continue to have what one can only classify as a 'ghetto booty', while my boobs seemed to have run for the hills. They're refusing to return.
But I'm leaving the porch light on.
You know, just in case.